Quiz ???

I am sure everyone has encountered these hardest ever questions...

When we were kids and started to speak... First Q any ones asks is
'Whats your name??'
Kids may not even like their name but still forced to tell it over and over to the millions

You grow up a bit.. and they ask
'Whom do you love most... Mom or Dad??'
Depends who is asking :p

'What do you want to become when you grow up??'
There was always only 2 hidden options Doctor or Engineer

'Whats your job? Where do you work?'
I work for xyz company.. ohh so you did not get into Infosys!!

'Whats your salary?'
as if they are interested in paying my taxes

'What qualities do you look for in that one dream girl?'
Every night I dream of a new girl now how can I consolidate

Parents asking...
'Are you ready for marriage?? Shall we start looking for a match??'
my parents were clever, they made it a trick Q. Do you want us to look a match for you or have you already found one. They were trying to get answer for several Q at one go

'Where do you see yourself in next 5 years??'
person who first ever asked this question better not meet me.. I am sure its some MBA sucker

HR asking 'What is the salary you are expecting?'
Oh do I have option to say my number..!!

Worst questions that I am exposed every day from my boss is...
'Have you finished that work?? How busy are you, can assign you more work? etc etc.....