Quiz ???

I am sure everyone has encountered these hardest ever questions...

When we were kids and started to speak... First Q any ones asks is
'Whats your name??'
Kids may not even like their name but still forced to tell it over and over to the millions

You grow up a bit.. and they ask
'Whom do you love most... Mom or Dad??'
Depends who is asking :p

'What do you want to become when you grow up??'
There was always only 2 hidden options Doctor or Engineer

'Whats your job? Where do you work?'
I work for xyz company.. ohh so you did not get into Infosys!!

'Whats your salary?'
as if they are interested in paying my taxes

'What qualities do you look for in that one dream girl?'
Every night I dream of a new girl now how can I consolidate

Parents asking...
'Are you ready for marriage?? Shall we start looking for a match??'
my parents were clever, they made it a trick Q. Do you want us to look a match for you or have you already found one. They were trying to get answer for several Q at one go

'Where do you see yourself in next 5 years??'
person who first ever asked this question better not meet me.. I am sure its some MBA sucker

HR asking 'What is the salary you are expecting?'
Oh do I have option to say my number..!!

Worst questions that I am exposed every day from my boss is...
'Have you finished that work?? How busy are you, can assign you more work? etc etc.....

Weightwatchers!!!

Its been two months since Weightwatchers club was introduces in my company. I am not a member of it.. and I make sure I am far far away while they are having weekly meeting!!!... But some how I am influenced by it...
Ya ya.. its all because of this salad... My tech lead is a super star of this Weightwatcers club. In 45 days he lost 34 pounds. He keeps telling me the rules of this club but I have told him I don't need it cos all I need is Weightgainers. Anyways since last 2 months I am forced to have salad with my lunch. My lead brings in different fresh vegetables and chops them just before lunch... He is too good in making salads.. he uses different dressing each day. Its not just vegetables, it has fruits like apple, grapes pineapple. Fish or egg white or Chicken... some dry fruits!!!!! Man he has a talent to make salads with Mexican and Asian spices. It does not matter how hungry or how full I am.. I have to eat a certain quantity of salad that he serves me!!!!... My mom tried so many things to make me like vegetables that never worked but now I am so used to salads.... After lunch I am pulled by couple of Weightwatcher to take a 2 mile fast walk. I should admit yes it has impacted my life... I really feel good after the walk, I feel I am eating healthy. Not to mention the crowd in our office now looks so young, energetic and charming...

So today I asked my tech lead why does he feed me part of his meal?? his answer was simple

"If you want to loose weight SHARE your food"